Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Eating Shoes Funny Poem | Poetry Zone

Eating Shoes Funny Poem | Poetry Zone

Once There was a man from Philpine.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoes.
He woke up at night.
With a terrible fright.
To find out his dream had come true!
Our school/college trip was a spacial occasion.
But we never reaches our destination.
Instead of the zoo.
I was locked in the loo.
of the toilet at the service station!
An elderly man called Keith.
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
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They'd been laid on a chair.
He'd forgot they were there.
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
When I'm old and manky.
I'll never use a honky.
I'll wee on plants.
and soil my pants!
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggies-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight!
That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face,
And someone else is in my place!
I am a dog.
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up.
And give you a shower!